a) because he dribbled over my drawing earlier
b) because my dad has already shut him in the kitchen for the night
c) I would have to put him back in the kitchen before I went to sleep and
d) he has no tail.
Ahhhhh, I don't have anything to say now!
.... this post will get deleted in approximately 2-3 days or whenever I next look at my blog and cringe over what I'v just said.
I'm going to finish reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time now.