Sunday, 30 May 2010

I love you Parker Fitzgerald; whoever you might be.

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Im scared Im boring people with myself so here are some intresting photographs. Ill try and calm down with the whole self centeredness.

Here is a list of things that still needs doing and I havent done:
Collecting my passport renewal form
Booking accomadation for next year
Sorting out all the financal side of travelling
Passing my driving test
Taking a dress to the menders
Buying some new sandals
Finish the dress for Beths Wedding

And here is a list of things that I have done that didnt need doing:
Cycling to a far away place, leaving my camera there... thus creating two bike rides when one would be sufficient. but i found the babe so never mind
Being really hungover for work today
Staying up to stupid oclock watching true movies with a very special friend
Attending a Miss Kingston competition on a boat with free champagne
sitting in a&e because annie cut her finger (they gave her plaster in the end. phew!)
eating fruit and reading magazine on an unexpected visit from lucie and adam
going to a tiolet in the middle of the night that makes rain forest noises (ask me for directions if your intrested)
eating curries
spending waaaaay too much money
discovering a middle aged house party, outside, at the back of a pub in surbiton
creating havok in the big tescos
making carrot cake for george and seb and some other lady at my church (btw george/seb you never ate that and I am so offended)
going to ze cinema then having drunk deep talks with flora about life
having sober deep talks with rachel about religion

okay im not really sure what im listing anymore because a lot of these points did need to be done and theyre in a list of things that I have done that doesnt need doing. so im going to stop because I doubt anyone will read this far especially now Im still twittering away BUT the moral to all of this is that... life is goooooood

Thursday, 20 May 2010

“Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.“
Mother Teresa is so cool.

Well I am now the proud owner of 4 additions to the Holmes household... Signiciant changes in my life right now. The best part of having fish is watching them poo. Today, this was when Annie pulled the fish out her bag, I decided I wanted to be friends with her for the rest of my life. Why isnt she a boy

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Thanks Georgia. You are really cool and I really like you and my name and you for making my name.

Friday, 14 May 2010

2 colds (one in my nose, one in my throat)
100000000 coffees
5 mount boards
60 pounds
1 tantrum
100000000 photographs
4 autistic adults
2 sketchbooks
1 learning journal
and its finally finished. If it wasnt for a job... and friends and family, i would be sleeping forever. Bring on 3 and a half months of freedom. CAN NOT wait to get on that train and see Europe :-)

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

This was produced from Charlottes wardrobe tonight... Im pretty sure it is completely priceless.
Im pretty sure Charlottes completely priceless too. I know Charlottes completely priceless and I would carry on explaining her but she will never read this because she lives in the real world and no one else wants to hear it. This is her in a sink.

I would put her art on here but Im too tired and my bed looks inviting. Ill do it tomorrow

Monday, 10 May 2010

It may look like a mess to you but to me it is quite obviously a representation of four autistic adults (three female, one male) from a day care centre in Bristol. Anyone who doesn't see that is far too narrow minded.

"Its never too late to be who you might have been"
George Eliot

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Im so excited about my mums birthday present! The girl is my little sister and she is called olivia and she is so beautiful i just want to eat her... but she will hate me for making these. My mum wont. Ill be her favourite daughter YES.

Friday, 7 May 2010

After this week Ill have a mass upload of all my recent work. This is from a year ago, it has no meaning at all. Thank goodness. 

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Things I dont want to forget from UCA:
The Postbox.
Photocopying our faces.
All the lenses.
Orange plastic cups with coffee. 21. strong.
The night we made cheese on toast after newslang.
Having someone to hold my hand while peeing.
Only being on the register if you are 3D.
Feeding the ducks.
The inappropriate sausage man from weatherspoons.
All the books.
Scanning in every single sketchbook page for no reason.
The time Ellie inappropriately asked if i preferred wee or poo.
Jason, in general.

Monday, 3 May 2010

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Saturday, 1 May 2010

knackereererererereedddd. i want more hours in a day and not need to sleep!!

I intend to open up a cake factory aswell as that card factory . to fund this ill meet a millionaire who (as me and ellie have discussed) is reading his bible while playing guitar and cooking on his gas stove with his feet. while playing cards with his little sister and photographing it as he goes along (i added in the last bit). if that is you then my email is if not ill keep waiting.